{"product_id":"executive-function-is-currently-off-vintage-anatomy-tee","title":"Executive Function Is Currently Off | Vintage Anatomy Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eSorry, the executive function is currently off.\u003cbr\u003eWe’re not sure where the switch is.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis soft, lightweight tee pairs a wonderfully strange vintage anatomical engraving with botanical details, a wandering butterfly, and the unfortunate reality that sometimes the part of your brain responsible for doing the things is simply… off.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMade for neurodivergent brains, overwhelmed humans, chronic overthinkers, people with seventeen tabs open (internally or otherwise), and anyone who has ever walked into a room and immediately forgotten why. With just the right amount of stretch, it’s comfortable enough for doing the things—or seeing where the day wanders.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe central anatomical image comes from a vintage engraved medical study of the human head, depicting exposed facial muscles and skull anatomy in the detailed linework characteristic of 19th-century medical illustration. The imagery used in this design is not AI-generated. I reworked the vintage anatomy imagery into this original UJF collage design with botanical elements, a butterfly, typography, and, naturally, one very detached jaw.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe tangible details:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFabric weight: 4.2 oz.\/yd.² (142 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePre-shrunk fabric\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSide-seamed construction\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eShoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBlank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA small heads-up: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSometimes executive function is off.\u003cbr\u003eMaybe something more interesting can wander in.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDesigned by Unproductive Joy Factory\u003cbr\u003eNo skill required. No outcome expected.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e________________\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eI love giving old things new, slightly weird lives. 💛\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eI subscribe to \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eCentury Library\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e to source vintage imagery for some of my Unproductive Joy Factory creations. I’ve created a collection where you can see the original vintage images I’ve used and explore where they came from.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eI’ll keep adding to the collection as new images make their way into UJF creations!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eExplore the collection:\u003c\/b\u003e https:\/\/centurylibrary.com\/moodboards\/161808\/\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Unproductive Joy Factory","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":56229560910196,"sku":"3603522_9575","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":56229560942964,"sku":"3603522_8923","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":56229560975732,"sku":"3603522_8924","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":56229561008500,"sku":"3603522_8925","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":56229561041268,"sku":"3603522_8926","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":56229561074036,"sku":"3603522_8927","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":56229561106804,"sku":"3603522_8928","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":56229561139572,"sku":"3603522_8929","price":31.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL","offer_id":56229561172340,"sku":"3603522_12878","price":33.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1029\/0118\/6932\/files\/unisex-staple-t-shirt-black-heather-front-and-back-6abe81c9d0cb0.jpg?v=1790869992","url":"https:\/\/theunproductivejoyfactory.com\/products\/executive-function-is-currently-off-vintage-anatomy-tee","provider":"The Unproductive Joy Factory","version":"1.0","type":"link"}