Executive Function Is Currently Off | Vintage Anatomy Tee
XS
$26.00
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Sorry, the executive function is currently off.
We’re not sure where the switch is.
This soft, lightweight tee pairs a wonderfully strange vintage anatomical engraving with botanical details, a wandering butterfly, and the unfortunate reality that sometimes the part of your brain responsible for doing the things is simply… off.
Made for neurodivergent brains, overwhelmed humans, chronic overthinkers, people with seventeen tabs open (internally or otherwise), and anyone who has ever walked into a room and immediately forgotten why. With just the right amount of stretch, it’s comfortable enough for doing the things—or seeing where the day wanders.
The central anatomical image comes from a vintage engraved medical study of the human head, depicting exposed facial muscles and skull anatomy in the detailed linework characteristic of 19th-century medical illustration. The imagery used in this design is not AI-generated. I reworked the vintage anatomy imagery into this original UJF collage design with botanical elements, a butterfly, typography, and, naturally, one very detached jaw.
The tangible details:
100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
Pre-shrunk fabric
Side-seamed construction
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
A small heads-up: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Sometimes executive function is off.
Maybe something more interesting can wander in.
Designed by Unproductive Joy Factory
No skill required. No outcome expected.
Executive Function Is Currently Off | Vintage Anatomy Tee
$26.00
We’re not sure where the switch is.
This soft, lightweight tee pairs a wonderfully strange vintage anatomical engraving with botanical details, a wandering butterfly, and the unfortunate reality that sometimes the part of your brain responsible for doing the things is simply… off.
Made for neurodivergent brains, overwhelmed humans, chronic overthinkers, people with seventeen tabs open (internally or otherwise), and anyone who has ever walked into a room and immediately forgotten why. With just the right amount of stretch, it’s comfortable enough for doing the things—or seeing where the day wanders.
The central anatomical image comes from a vintage engraved medical study of the human head, depicting exposed facial muscles and skull anatomy in the detailed linework characteristic of 19th-century medical illustration. The imagery used in this design is not AI-generated. I reworked the vintage anatomy imagery into this original UJF collage design with botanical elements, a butterfly, typography, and, naturally, one very detached jaw.
The tangible details:
100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
Pre-shrunk fabric
Side-seamed construction
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
A small heads-up: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Sometimes executive function is off.
Maybe something more interesting can wander in.
Designed by Unproductive Joy Factory
No skill required. No outcome expected.