{"title":"Pet Joys","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThey don’t pay rent. They create additional chores. They interrupt your work, demand snacks, shed on everything you own, and occasionally make deeply questionable choices. \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eProductivity: 0\/10. Value: incalculable.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e Pet Joys are for the tiny freeloaders who make life immeasurably better simply by being here.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1029\/0118\/6932\/collections\/15.png?v=1791222695","url":"https:\/\/theunproductivejoyfactory.com\/collections\/pet-joys.oembed","provider":"The Unproductive Joy Factory","version":"1.0","type":"link"}